If you're not on the internet 24/7 like us, you're missing out on some Spring Break chaos. Beach boxing has taken over the coasts.

But come on, brother. For some people this just isn't the path. There's probably a nice beachside bar, a bucket of Coronas on ice, ecstasy tabs being passed around. I've been out of college for 10 years, I don't know what kids are up to. But I bet this spring breaker wishes he were anywhere but the makeshift fight circle, dropped like a rag-doll in the sand.

Alas, there can only be one winner, and it's pretty clear that this fight had one. Have fun spending the rest of vacay in a neck brace, icing your dome piece bro.