Fumbling a self-pitch on-air is going to be nerve-wracking -- but this poor guy's excruciating existential agony could almost be scooped out of the air. The anchor, bless her kind soul, was kind enough to sort of walk him through a second shot at it.

The good news is that Mr. Pachovsky has since recovered from his stint, and even has a whole website up to serve as his response to his CNN appearance.