This sleazy scammer almost hit it big… by getting hit. He jumps in front of a moving car in a parking lot but unfortunately for him, this driver’s brakes worked a bit too well. Instead of cashing in on that juicy insurance check, he’s left standing there like a deer in headlights. What he does next is even more moronic. He flips the bird and begins berating the driver for stopping to ensure his safety.

What the eff man? How else is he going to make rent this month? For a good thirty seconds, he stands there, blocking traffic to give this defensive driver a piece of his mind. In the process, he creates some never-before-seen content – for perhaps the first time in history, a dude is caught on dashcam footage yelling at a driver for not running him over.