22 Trashy Pics and Dumb Headlines from the US of A

Carly Tennes Published 11/19/2024 in facepalm

Though the United States may boast several claims to fame — our terrible healthcare, our long-documented love of air conditioning, and, of course, our love of the KFC Double Down — our collective class and elegance can't necessarily be counted among our defining attributes. Just take a look at these beer, drinkin' camo wearin' Americans ... and the absurd news stories they inspired.

From a kinky Independence Day apology cake to a bald eagle duking it out with a government drone, here are 22 trashy pics and dumb headlines from the good 'ol US of A.

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“East Texas gas stations never disappoint.”
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“Tinder in small town, SD, profile claims ‘came from Texas, am a southern girl.’ Bonus for no sheets on mattress (on floor).”
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"Found on a Las Vegas Locals Facebook group."
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“Adult diaper thong in Walmart.”
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“My Fourth of July party got out of hand. My friend brought me this today.”
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“This Lady's Tattoo on Tinder.”
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“Seen on Facebook.”
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“Normal day in South Eastern Ohio.”
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“From Florida … at a family friendly event.”
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"Patriotic & delightfully trashy."
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“Outside our local Walmart.”
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"America Makes My Dick Hard"
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“Spray painting your dog to look patriotic.”

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2.
“East Texas gas stations never disappoint.”
3.
4.
“Tinder in small town, SD, profile claims ‘came from Texas, am a southern girl.’ Bonus for no sheets on mattress (on floor).”
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"Found on a Las Vegas Locals Facebook group."
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“Adult diaper thong in Walmart.”
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“My Fourth of July party got out of hand. My friend brought me this today.”
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“This Lady's Tattoo on Tinder.”
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“Seen on Facebook.”
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“Normal day in South Eastern Ohio.”
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“From Florida … at a family friendly event.”
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"Patriotic & delightfully trashy."
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“Outside our local Walmart.”
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"America Makes My Dick Hard"
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“Spray painting your dog to look patriotic.”