Though water brand Liquid Death may be widely touted as a way for sober folks to go under the radar at social events, the Twitterverse unearthed a much more innovative way to stay on the wagon while at the function: Chugging soup out of a red solo cup. 

But whether or not you aspire to demurely sip Cream of Mushroom in the corner at your pal's housewarming, there's one thing we can all agree on: These memes are absolutely hilarious. 

From cuneiform-etched complaints to the curse of driving in front of a BMW, here are the 32 funniest tweets from today, Tuesday, August 13, 2024.