The best part of living in a world as weird as ours is there is never a shortage of weird news, and 2023 was no exception. 

You’ve kept up with the news dutifully all year despite the extreme highs and lows. But did you keep up with the weird news? The news about Florida Men or insane quotes from actors on press tours? You simply can’t call yourself well-researched and knowledgeable about our world unless you have also consumed the oddest news.  

After a year of keeping you all up to date on the funniest headlines, we compiled a super round-up of all the best ones from 2023. Some of you may remember. Some of you may have forgotten. And some wish you could forget. From the OceanGate submarine implosion to forced BBLs, this year was a cesspool of debauchery launched at innocent lives.

Your year may have been boring or sad but at least you never made the news defacing the Collisuem or doing over-the-pants stuff at a touring production of Beetlejuice. We can all feel better knowing that.