Gummies…IN SHARK FORM:

This oh-so-sweet sugar water that you’d gladly trade your sandwich for:

And the oh-so-sweet gum that gave you only ~five~ seconds of flavor:

Like Fritos, but with a twist:

Witch fingers:

Mutant popcorn:

And mutant ketchup:

Sweet, beautiful Oreo cereal:

Oatmeal…IN DINOSAUR FORM:

Fruit…IN STRING FORM:

Magical cereal:

These mouth-shredders:

All the fun of juice in bar form (not fun: the brain freeze you got while eating it):

Sugary-sweet French toast in your cereal bowl:

Brownies from outer space:

Yogurt that tasted just like breakfast:

That sweet, chalky taste (and you probably popped a few of these behind your parents’ back):

Getting bits of paper in your mouth:

And getting a hint of wood with every bite:

Tiny M&M’s:

Burning the top of your mouth when you popped one of these too soon after taking them out of the oven:

Crunchy, cheesy goodness:

Thinking you’d transform into a piece of fruit each time you ate one:

A bowl full of mini-basketballs:

The little pleasure you got when you heard the Kit Kat foil crack:

A perfect and delicious combination of pizza and chips:

Second-guessing yourself every step of the way when ordering one of these on a hot day:

Trying to cram the whole thing in your mouth:

Gum dust that got everywhere:

Little superhero lollipops:

Creating art with your oatmeal:

The best way to sneak a soda (well, at least the flavor) into your school lunch:

The love child of a DJ and a soda:

Hoping you’d get a spoonful of the ones filled with frosting:

Slicing your tongue on the red spoon as you tried to get that last bit of ~cheese~:

The snacks you’d steal from your mom’s stash:

The greatest chocolate ever was also the greatest cereal ever:

A cereal 65 million years in the making:

And finally, the ultimate lunch/afternoon snack that ever existed: