Get your midweek day going with a healthy dose of funny randoms. Sometimes, the best way to keep up with what's going on in this ever-changing world is by taking a look at a little bit of everything, and this gallery certainly has that. 

For example, did you know that traditional family values in the United States are shifting, especially in regard to marriage and gender roles? I'm sure you did, but let's elaborate more. Numerous pop culture magazines recently highlighted celebrity women and their feelings on marriage. In the words of Whoopie Goldberg, "I don't want somebody in my house," and as Linda Evangelista put it, "I don't want to hear somebody breathing." Even Kim Cattrall stated, "I don't want to be in a situation for even an hour where I'm not enjoying myself." Their feelings are understandable and in line with how many modern women feel. Why settle for anything less than a perfect emotional match when you don't need to?

Those headlines, among others, are featured here, along with plenty of other topics like the downfall of fringe streaming platforms and the function of a big TV as a symbol of masculinity. Check them out along with 43 other funny randoms.