25 Dad Jokes That Are Excruciatingly Good

Nathan Johnson Published 07/22/2021 in Funny

A good dad joke sits right at the intersection of borderline-criminal cringe and clever, pun-filled observation. It's a wholesome facepalm. A fatherly faux pa. A pun ala patriarch.

And, kind of like whatever happens to be in your fridge when you're blazed at 1AM, once you've started on a big bowl of dad jokes, you can't stop. So run along and enjoy this batch of painfully on-the-money dad jokes.

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If you like terrible dad jokes then this is the gallery for you. It only gets worse, so strap in and hold onto your cringe.
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Let's take a second to marvel at how great this snow statue is. Great joke, but this was made by the hands of a true artist.
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Okay Bishop.
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Math jokes should be punishable by life in prison.
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I see what you did there sir. Bravo.
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Now this is how you go shopping.
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Mothballs.
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This guys deserves a prize.
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The best joke ever invented and it's not even close.
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This is what fatherhood is like for those wondering.
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Dad's have a knack for coming up with absolute heat! Damn.
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Coles Law says if you don't bring food to the function, you ain't going to eat pumpkin.
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Wow now that's a commitment to a bit.
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1.
If you like terrible dad jokes then this is the gallery for you. It only gets worse, so strap in and hold onto your cringe.
2.
Let's take a second to marvel at how great this snow statue is. Great joke, but this was made by the hands of a true artist.
3.
Okay Bishop.
4.
Math jokes should be punishable by life in prison.
5.
I see what you did there sir. Bravo.
6.
7.
8.
Now this is how you go shopping.
9.
Mothballs.
10.
This guys deserves a prize.
11.
12.
The best joke ever invented and it's not even close.
13.
This is what fatherhood is like for those wondering.
14.
15.
16.
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18.
Dad's have a knack for coming up with absolute heat! Damn.
19.
20.
21.
22.
23.
Coles Law says if you don't bring food to the function, you ain't going to eat pumpkin.
24.
Wow now that's a commitment to a bit.
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